Audrey Tom class: Marshall '05 hometown: Cupertino, CA position: Musical Director ('02-'04) major: Human Development, min. Music bio: Audrey is first and foremost an affectionate person, best displaying this affection with phrases such as, "shut up, stupid," "boo," and "bye, loser." Audrey believes there are two pure geniuses ever to exist in all of history: the person who first put chocolate and peanut butter together and the person who invented Ranch dressing. Audrey is well known for her obsessions (like Ranch dressing, Ralph's old-school fruit snacks, cows, 80s cartoons and the blue wild berry pack of Starbursts). She buys 6 boxes of fruit snacks from Ralph's at a time and generally eats all 36 packages within one week. Once she was given a Costco-sized box of wild berry Starbursts and ate all 36 packages in 2 1/2 weeks. Audrey will tell you repeatedly that WARM Starbursts are the best, so when giving her one make sure you put it in your pocket to warm it up first. That is the way to win her heart. Do not ask her if she ever eats Ranch dressing with Reese's peanut butter cups because she will tell you, "Those things are both genius, so don't waste Ranch on something that's already pure genius while other things are in desperate need of help." While she is not educating people on these foods, Audrey is taste testing them. Just kidding. She's actually playing guitar.